“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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    19 days ago

    Im trying in my head to make that response of “he had tattoos on his body” less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

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      You’re focused on the word, “body”, when the one that makes the difference is “on”.

      If he had tattoos in his body, it would be ok.

      It’s just a bit more difficult to find a tattoo artist who is willing to work on the inside.

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      1319 days ago

      Surely he’d be more of a criminal if he had tattoos on someone else’s skin

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      719 days ago

      Trying to get into magas heads is a bit like entering the Kaiju minds: dangerous with extensive psychological side effects, and to be avoided