It is the money people’s fault. Once there was money to be had in the industry, all the idiots moved in, and no power can resist them. The game devs hate making awful cash-grab games that aren’t fun to play, too.
Then they have the marketing team, that tell you it is fun to play and they make sure you will see the game everywhere, you dont want to miss out on this hype right?!
What, don’t you want to play “Kane and Lynch: Dog Days 2” just because we turned the entire fucking subway car into an advertisement for it?
It feels like the Mariachi band that only goes away when you pay them. If you don’t buy it, we’re going to have to buy space on your living room wall and put a speaker in there to play ads for it, so fucking buy it you dummy, you don’t have a choice.
It is the money people’s fault. Once there was money to be had in the industry, all the idiots moved in, and no power can resist them. The game devs hate making awful cash-grab games that aren’t fun to play, too.
Then they have the marketing team, that tell you it is fun to play and they make sure you will see the game everywhere, you dont want to miss out on this hype right?!
What, don’t you want to play “Kane and Lynch: Dog Days 2” just because we turned the entire fucking subway car into an advertisement for it?
It feels like the Mariachi band that only goes away when you pay them. If you don’t buy it, we’re going to have to buy space on your living room wall and put a speaker in there to play ads for it, so fucking buy it you dummy, you don’t have a choice.
And you will enjoy it. It will be game of the year, don’t think about it, just accept this game is brilliant, you just spent $90 on it after all!