The Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 2 months agoI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1671
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoThis is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving. Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•2 months agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoBut what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoI just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds
This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that
But what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds