Lady Butterfly to [email protected]English • 17 days agoAh peace and quietlazysoci.alimagemessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1462cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1462imageAh peace and quietlazysoci.alLady Butterfly to [email protected]English • 17 days agomessage-square18fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•17 days agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOxEwCuEgQ
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agomy first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•17 days agoi said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•17 days agothe trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOxEwCuEgQ
my first girlfriend was one of his grandkids. but he had a lot of grandkids. she was my first kiss. she was 17 and i was 14. she said she was mad because daniel called her “bautimous” instead of “beutiful”. wow.
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i said JIMMY STEWART HAD A LOT OF GRANDCHILDREN. also, i made out with one during a screening of “The Truth About Cats and Dogs”.
Such a bautimus story
the trick to defeating bowser is to jump over his fireballs and land on the axe, but in reality that’s just going to slice your balls in half