“If you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart, you can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it, the government says it’s due to poor farming, but I know what’s really going on, Stuart!”
I just like that little Johnny Wurster grew up to be the drummer for the Mountain Goats and the weirdo always calling into Tom Scharpling’s Best Show.
Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway!?!?
“If you look at the soil around any large US city with a big underground homosexual population, des Moines Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart, you can’t build on it, you can’t grow anything in it, the government says it’s due to poor farming, but I know what’s really going on, Stuart!”
Not sure if typo…
Dead Milkmen - Stuart
I just like that little Johnny Wurster grew up to be the drummer for the Mountain Goats and the weirdo always calling into Tom Scharpling’s Best Show.
Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl anyway!?!?