@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 18 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.18K
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•edit-218 days agoBuying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•18 days agoNevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•18 days agoGood news, everyone! Vampires don’t need heating! Or groceries.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•18 days agoI didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
Buying that castle is probably cheaper than heating it
Nevermind heating, it’s a ruin. How much is it gonna cost to rebuild?
Vampires don’t need no warmth
Good news, everyone!
Vampires don’t need heating!
Or groceries.
I didn’t know they can’t freeze to death either
That which is dead can no longer die
They’d also be very happy to allow visitors.