🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agoAnon is a fightersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square202fedilinkarrow-up1582
arrow-up1582imageAnon is a fightersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square202fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish35•1 month agoI’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•1 month agoYeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•1 month agoyou just fight a really slow gorilla instead
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 month agoA gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose. I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose.
I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.