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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•3 months agoWhen you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•3 months agoYou are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoYou get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.
I’m 19 and in the past, apparently.
I turned 40 two days ago. Get off my lawn!
When you turn 40 do they issue you a lawn or do you not turn 40 until you have a lawn?
You are issued a lawn IF you have chronic back pain. Otherwise you have to wait until you’re at least 50.
You get a lawn and white New Balances at 30. At 40 you get nearsightedness and additional back pain.