If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.
Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.
If you cannot stop the zanies, dish it yourself.
Bill introduced in Mississippi State Legislature to levy fines for ejaculation without intent for reproduction.
Could you not argue that a woman is doing this every time she has her period?
I mean, if it was written well, it might say something like discharge reproductively viable genetic material. It looks like an unfertilised egg disintegrates before leaving the body, so isn’t viable.
‘Discharging genetic material’ on its own includes a nosebleed.
Also spitting, crying (tears), blowing your nose, pissing and taking a dump, losing hairs and dead skin cells,…
Don’t forget a haircut! Or clipping finger nails! What about a shave?
These are all MINI-GENOCIDES.
Oh shit you’re right. It just says genetic material. I was interpreting that as “reproductive material”. Which was giving them too much credit, because that’s not the same thing.
Since it was meant as satire, this might have been intentional
If it was satire, why is it in [email protected]?
It’s a real bill, but it’s not a serious bill.
Don’t forget about sweating and farting…