The Giant Korean to Ask [email protected]English • edit-213 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-square60fedilinkarrow-up194
arrow-up194message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean to Ask [email protected]English • edit-213 days agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink28•13 days agobeckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
minus-squarethermal_shocklinkfedilinkEnglish16•13 days agoSimilar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”? My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•13 days ago “hey, wanna have sex”? Well, bend over so I can.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink32•13 days agoA guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”?
My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
Well, bend over so I can.
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.