I know it’s not my normal taste in vehicles, but it’s so ugly I want it!

  • themeatbridge
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    711 days ago

    The Columbus, dedicated to Christopher Columbus, was a 7-seater MPV van designed as an ultra-high level status vehicle ideal for the urban scenarios of the United States.

    This will appeal to precisely nobody.

    • @[email protected]
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      711 days ago

      The year was 1992. Chevy Astro vans were decked out as Explorers for kid-hauling duty. The more car-like minivan hadn’t quite hit it’s prime and the crossover/SUV craze hadn’t taken foot in suburbs. I could see this monster making some sales. I mean, the Pontiac Trans Sport/Chevy Lumina Van made some sales and could be stylistic cousins

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      511 days ago

      Here me out, make it bright yellow and sprays confetti out of the exhaust!

      Change your mind?

    • @[email protected]
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      311 days ago

      Honestly seems appropriate for a car named after Columbus. Maybe it’s hideous as an art piece? A metacommentary on the horrors of slavery/capitalism?