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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish22•edit-24 months agoStep 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHeathclifflinkfedilinkEnglish5•4 months agoAt least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•4 months agoDress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•4 months agoYou could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•4 months agoSooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷