Easy questions have easy answers, right?

  • @[email protected]
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    9 days ago

    “I was unemployed”

    • Why?
    • Can they not even keep a job?

    “I took a sabbatical”

    • Mysterious
    • Arousing
    • Shows off the size of your enormous sack

    EDIT : When I took my sabbatical and I was dating at the same time, instead of being seen as a scruffy bum it actually did give an air of mystique, since most people at that age were not doing things like that.

    • kadup
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      What’s your biggest strength?

      The size of my enormous sack

        • DUMBASS
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          49 days ago

          I love Randy Marsh, but theres absolutely no way in hell I’d hire him, the legal risks would be high as fuck, plus there’s always the risk he would start a coup and take over the place.

          I don’t care if he’s qualified, he’s Randy fucking Marsh, that’s a danger to your wellbeing.