I hate it here…
DES MOINES, Iowa (KWWL) - A resolution was introduced in the Iowa Senate Wednesday that asks the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse a ruling that guarantees the right to same-sex
I hate it here…
DES MOINES, Iowa (KWWL) - A resolution was introduced in the Iowa Senate Wednesday that asks the U.S. Supreme Court to reverse a ruling that guarantees the right to same-sex
“The Bible says homosexuality is abhorrent.”
“How many types of fabric are in that shirt?”
“… that passage is ambiguous!”
Or “that’s irrelevant!”
Pretty sure the Bible also says that the devil can pick and choose parts from it for his own purposes.
Even Satan can quote scripture
Matthew 12:24-26
I bet they’ve eaten pork and shellfish too.
Cheeseburgers for sure.
The cheeseburger thing is rabbinical law.
It doesn’t say you can’t have a cheeseburger anywhere in any of those books.
It says “don’t cook a baby goat in its mother milk”
Rabbis extrapolated that to be : no cheeseburgers
And they also decided “do no work on the Sabbath” also meant “don’t push the buttons on the microwave.”
Or that if you circle your city with a wire, that counts as your city limits for purposes of traveling on the Sabbath.
Point is, rabbinical law has always been about finding the loopholes because they consider it a mark of godliness.
Nothing says piety like loopholes !
(And oppressing women)
You can do things in your home.
Anything inside your fence is your home.
Magic wire is a fence, and everything inside is part of the home.
God hates this one weird trick.
At least we know there will never be a shortage of cherry pickers in the US.
Actually, due to migrant labor being stopped at the border or expelled from the country, there is quite literally a shortage of cherry pickers in the US right now.