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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish80•8 days agoI would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
minus-squareDUMBASSlinkfedilinkEnglish49•8 days ago if I promised not to pee on the sofa. There’s always some over the top requirements!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•8 days agoWell there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink12•8 days agoWe didn’t invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It’s a strong marker.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink77•8 days agoNah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.
I would totally be happy being a robot’s pet. I bet they’d give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.
There’s always some over the top requirements!
Well there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.
We didn’t invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It’s a strong marker.
Yeah less fun ways!
Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.
Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account!
Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.