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Stamets to People [email protected] • 2 months ago

Paging Logic to the white courtesy phone...

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Paging Logic to the white courtesy phone...

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Stamets to People [email protected] • 2 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    She pisses and shits outside in the driveway.
    Her neighbours aren’t happy.

    • lilpatchy2eyes
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      23•2 months ago

      Wait til she hears how outside works…

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 months ago

        Bears shit in woods, but only female bears.

        Male bears shit in outhouses that are technically for both, but the women would rather shit in woods.

        • Lukas Murch
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          4•2 months ago

          Man, this thread is going deep.

          • @[email protected]
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            1•2 months ago

            because women would rather encounter a male bear shitting in the woods?

            • @[email protected]
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              1•2 months ago

              Wait, is the man vs. bear question not about a female bear? How are make bears okay?

              • @[email protected]
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                1•2 months ago

                Male bears are not okay! A female bear will just kill you and eat you. A male bear will make you steal pic-a-nic baskets. Then it’ll kill you and eat you.

    • @[email protected]
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      4•2 months ago

      Just the one with the scat fetish is having the time of his life

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