• barnaclebutt
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    374 days ago

    “Company’s stock has declined over financial performance and sudden replacement of CEO”

    • @[email protected]
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      74 days ago

      Oh yes, what a mystery! I wonder why that Brian Thompson was replaced… oh yes! He went on an indefinite medical leave! He had a mineral deficiency, notably lead, and after receiving a few choice pills with a fast release system he decided to take a warm mud bath, then he got so relaxed he sank in and has never been seen again.