• Skeezix
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    104 days ago

    Animaniacs huh? You’re in for a long celibate life. Put animaniacs in your tinder bio. The first rule of having cock-block hobbies and interests is to never discuss your cock block hobbies and interests. For every cock-block interest you need 3 desirable interests to balance it out. Take up guitar, hiking, and charity work to offset animaniacs. Then, mind the second rule of cock block hobbies.

    • nocturne
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      4 days ago

      Interesting, I recited an Animaniacs skit for my wife on our first date. She said that was the moment she fell in love with me.

        • nocturne
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          44 days ago

          Pinky and the Brain’s Pavlov episode, I sang the teapot song which i only knew from animaniacs and Pinky’s dance.

          • @[email protected]
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            34 days ago

            Lol that’s cute. I did a Monty Python sketch for my future wife (not on the first date) and she was highly amused.

    • @[email protected]
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      144 days ago

      Remember everyone, do your best to erase your personality and everything that might make you interesting so people might be interested in you.

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      54 days ago

      Holy shit that is a bad take. The biggest turnoff in the world is someone acting like something they’re not. You also wouldn’t want to be with someone who hates you for who you are.

    • @[email protected]
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      104 days ago

      Mind-blowing that I may be the only one catching the satire here.

      (please don’t make a fool out of me)