Honey… you first. It’s kind of hard for us to make fun of your culture when milk can grow one faster. You’ve got like 5 unique things to your country overall and (somehow) two of them involve dead or endangered kids. Otherwise any individual insult has to be state specific because the United States is the only country on the planet that even the 10th psychiatrist would say is schizophrenic.
Established yourself as being deeply insufferable impressively quickly. Few traits more immediately obnoxious than this flavor of ‘sassy condescension’. It’s not unique, and it’s not clever. You just sound whiny.
That goes doubly when it’s the lead-in to a protracted “nuh uh, that’s you” fueled by a litany of ignorant stereotypes. You sound like the kind of person who’d react to someone saying they didn’t like your cooking by telling them that they can’t complain because they aren’t a Michelin restaurant chef.
Honey… you first. It’s kind of hard for us to make fun of your culture when milk can grow one faster. You’ve got like 5 unique things to your country overall and (somehow) two of them involve dead or endangered kids. Otherwise any individual insult has to be state specific because the United States is the only country on the planet that even the 10th psychiatrist would say is schizophrenic.
Established yourself as being deeply insufferable impressively quickly. Few traits more immediately obnoxious than this flavor of ‘sassy condescension’. It’s not unique, and it’s not clever. You just sound whiny.
That goes doubly when it’s the lead-in to a protracted “nuh uh, that’s you” fueled by a litany of ignorant stereotypes. You sound like the kind of person who’d react to someone saying they didn’t like your cooking by telling them that they can’t complain because they aren’t a Michelin restaurant chef.
All of those words and not a single one that
a) Matters
b) Has value
c) Refutes a single word I said.
Gaze upon my field of fucks and know that it is barren. Honey.
Go cry some more
I wasn’t asking for more proof of the insufferableness, but thanks anyway, lol.
Okay, honey
I read that whole thing in Stamets’ “The scientists are talking” voice, and it was both savage and beautiful.
Gay science is a truly bitchy thing to behold <3
Damn you seem kinda sad, I’m sorry the universe decided I would be born here lol, I recommend going outside, it’s really beautiful (for now)
Awwwww, poor American couldn’t keep up. Eh, if you’re not gonna put any effort into it then I’m definitely not. Bye!