@[email protected] to No Stupid [email protected] • 1 month agoWhat's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do?message-square62fedilinkarrow-up133
arrow-up133message-squareWhat's the deal the miracles jesus chose to do?@[email protected] to No Stupid [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•1 month agoThe fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin. And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you’ll really enjoy church.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-21 month agoYes, yes. Very clever. Not contributing but don’t you look smart.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoMy contribution is just as valid, unless you’re looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoGenuinely, that’s not how literary criticism works.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 month agoNah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•1 month agoIt was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes.
The fig tree is symbolic of the apple tree in the garden of Eden. Jesus cursing the tree to not bear fruit shows how he has come to stop original sin.
And if you buy that bullshit I just made up, you’ll really enjoy church.
Yes, yes. Very clever. Not contributing but don’t you look smart.
My contribution is just as valid, unless you’re looking to hear from people who read the original Aramaic.
Genuinely, that’s not how literary criticism works.
Nah, Jesus ate a bunch of figs, shit his brains out, then used his god powers to curse the fig tree for making him shit his brains out.
It was a typo, he actually cursed gifs because he was sick of all the memes.