• 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆
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    202 months ago

    Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.

    It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.

    If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.

      • @[email protected]
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        232 months ago

        Let bike rider spandex being revealing but necessary act as exposure treatment for your small penis complex?

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        1 month ago

        This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major

        Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.

        They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.

        It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.

        Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).

        If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.

        Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” i.e. one who gets “ridden” regularly. They’re suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.

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        262 months ago

        Its interesting when its not obvious whether someone is on drugs or just isn’t very good at writing clear English. Maybe both? Certainly was a ride!

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          92 months ago

          I’m thinking drugs, there are none of the usual tells that hint at English being a second language.

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          22 months ago

          But it ain’t like riding a bike on the interstate I’ll tell ya

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      51 month ago

      because you used a gorilla as a reference, they actually have tiny dicks. so little in fact, that King Kong dick might be in the fuckeable realm

      no, you can’t unlearn that, I tried

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        21 month ago

        I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is

        But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it