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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 months ago

Anon measures up

sh.itjust.works

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Anon measures up

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 months ago
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  • LousyCornMuffins
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    55•2 months ago

    I prefer to put something larger in me (last time was a sandwich)

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 months ago

      Baguette sandwich 🥖, normal sandwich 🥪?

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        8•2 months ago

        the sandwich shop i’m currently enamored with makes this really good foccacia

      • thermal_shock
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        5•2 months ago

        Diquette

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 months ago

      Yeah but for sex to be pleasurable for both parties chomping the thing going inside of you to pieces is considered a dick move

      • @[email protected]
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        11•2 months ago

        Unless they’re into that and there is explicit prior consent. If that’s the case then chomp away, who are we to judge. That’s between you, your lover, and your future reconstructive surgeon.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•1 month ago

          Well, Armin Meiwes went to prison for that, so…

      • LousyCornMuffins
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        5•2 months ago

        i eat more like a duck than that

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