• Match!!
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    391 month ago

    apples are uniquely hard to rotate in your head because apples are bland and uninteresting and nobody’s favorite fruit. try rotating a cow instead. it’s free and the cops can’t stop you

    • Ignotum
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      111 month ago

      You lied to me! I started rotating cows but the cops still arrested me for tax evasion

    • palordrolap
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      91 month ago

      '90s Internet rotating cow GIF now playing in my head.

      Me: Hmmmm.

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      221 month ago

      What the fuck did apples do to you to deserve such a scathing review. Are you a doctor?

    • @[email protected]
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      330 days ago

      I don’t know how a cow looks like directly from the front though. How would you even imagine that??

      • Smee
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        430 days ago

        How would you even imagine that??

        I would imagine a cow, directly from the front. Or maybe starting with the side on, then slowly rotating so it’s facing my minds eye.

        Oh dear, it looks angry!

    • @[email protected]
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      430 days ago

      Same as the comic, you got to utilize the stem and the leaf, or maybe give it a worm or something

    • cally [he/they]
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      230 days ago

      A cow is too complicated, I would rather rotate a banana. I’m actually doing that right now, just rotating a banana in my head.

      • Smee
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        230 days ago

        And there’s nothing we can do to stop you!