@[email protected] to A Boring [email protected] • 2 months agoBachelor Chow slabs, anyone?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1510
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•2 months agoI recall a small cookie or dessert company that listed “love” as an ingredient. FDA made them take it out of the list.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•2 months agoThey also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
minus-squareHemingways_ShotgunlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoWell yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•2 months agoYeah, now he jerks it out of spite. Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoA spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
I recall a small cookie or dessert company that listed “love” as an ingredient. FDA made them take it out of the list.
They also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
Well yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.
Hasn’t tasted right since.
Yeah, now he jerks it out of spite.
Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
A spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!