• Geetnerd
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    71 month ago

    “And no, I don’t need a digital rectal exam, again, Dr. Steve, you fucking creep!”

    • @[email protected]M
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      161 month ago

      You kid, but in September I’m going in for an upper GI scan and colonoscopy at the same time.

      “Are we sure spit-roasting is a good idea with my heart problems?”

      “Please don’t call it that…”

      • Geetnerd
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        61 month ago

        “OK, Steve, don’t get excited, take it slow and easy.”

        “Uh, my name is Mike, Doc…”

        “I wasn’t talking to you. Here we go…”