After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
The Teenage Mormon strategy!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there “soaking” while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.
This dude’s dick’s sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive
Man if only! It was a one-off.
I can feel it too
Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.
Nobody tell them about Jump Humping
Those images lol
The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.
Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn’t even register that there’s an entire Wikipedia article for it.
…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.
From your point of view it is ‘all the risk’, but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it’s the only risk of any real significance.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
I hope this isn’t knowledge from experience
Which one?
You’ve summarized religion in one phrase.
Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse
The teenage mom strategy
Don’t forget jump humping!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2
Religon is a hell of a drug
This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.
Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it
It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.
i think that was in a movie about mormons
The same joke has been made about a lot of prudish cultures and groups
I don’t know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment
That is not only both funny and sad, it’s also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people’s sex lives.
yup. hell no magic underwear either
Kinda like a threesome