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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 month ago

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 1 month ago
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    https://www.thehealthy.com/sleep/bar-of-soap-sleep-aid/

    Apparently, a bar of soap releases the mineral magnesium while you sleep, which believers say will relieve nocturnal leg cramping. And for those who suffer from RLS, Dr. Mehmet Oz of The Dr. Oz Show recommends leaving a bar of lavender soap under the sheets overnight. The relaxing scent of lavender can ease your symptoms, he claims

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      80•1 month ago

      Any time I see Dr. Oz, I immediately disregard anything as snake oil. The man is a terrible human being…preying on the desperate so he can line his pockets with more cash. He was already a very successful surgeon making boatloads of money. How much of a greedy asshole can you be to then start lying to people to get more when you’re already rich?

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        Yeah that’s why I copied the whole text. I was like ok why not then entered the wizard of BS

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        12•1 month ago

        Being a surgeon is hard work. Grifting is a lot easier and cushier.

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      31•1 month ago

      If the small amount of magnesium in soap can do that, just imagine what sprinkling magnesium powder all over your bed could do!

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        It can even undo all the damage from smoking. So go ahead and do both at the same time

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          And if you huff a fat line of the mag, it’ll reverse any drug damage to your body!

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        9•1 month ago

        Your bed change to a beach cos you’re so relax 😎

        Travel agencies hate this one trick

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        Or drinking it.

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        8•1 month ago

        Better spray some water on your bed after the magnesium, you know to help it soak in.

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        1•1 month ago

        It would probably make you a lot less itchy than a bar of soap, too.

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        19•1 month ago

        i’ve replaced my mattress with a solid block of magnesium. It’s cool in the summer.

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          Just… Wear a diaper…

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            and don’t sweat.

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      45•1 month ago

      Dr Oz

      ah the universal symbol for “don’t do this”

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      24•1 month ago

      How does the soap knows that I’m sleep?

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        9•1 month ago

        It knows when you’ve been bad or good, so be good, for goodness sakes!

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