• Vanth
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    179 days ago

    I mean, sure, if you don’t want to try any other answer to help convince them to hire you out of all the other applicants.

      • Vanth
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        69 days ago

        Hired!

        Cooked or uncooked? Either way, you seem like a good fit for the team.

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          9 days ago

          Baked dry and then snorted through my tear ducts.

          Thanks boss, I look forward to designing 2 stage rockets with the rest of my equally qualified coworkers!

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            59 days ago

            I’ve been very pleased with your performance since joining the family 30 seconds ago. How would you feel about joining our management training program? Double the work for 10% more pay. I’m so proud. Can I call you son?

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              I failed out of school in kindergarten but I know double and 10% mean numbers going up so I’ll say yes. And since you’re so nice about it I’ll even do half the work for 10% more because I’ve seen those numbers on cartons of cream and I know the cream rises to the crop or something, which is good.