Dunno, sounds like some fucking commie shit to be. And not the kind i can someyimes get on board with when it comes time to do secret police shebanigans, but the bad scary kind where they dont even have a use for police.
Wouldn’t it be better to just give the code for free to a good corporate citizen who can be entrusted with its stewardship?
Not that I’ve ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.
All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I’ll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.
Dunno, sounds like some fucking commie shit to be. And not the kind i can someyimes get on board with when it comes time to do secret police shebanigans, but the bad scary kind where they dont even have a use for police.
Wouldn’t it be better to just give the code for free to a good corporate citizen who can be entrusted with its stewardship?
Edit: yes of course we rent it back!
Bro why are people downvoting this when it is so clearly a joke
I can think of two reasons and both of them are hilarious.
because its the internet in 2025 and we simply cannot tell anymore
only if the corporate citizen promises really hard we can trust them. like a super promise.
Also we have to pay them whenever we want to use the code. Yes.
you bought it, why shouldn’t you also rent it?
Exactly! Twice the value for my tax dollar!
Not that I’ve ever paid taxes, but, you know, if my accounting department all suddenly died in mid march some year, and i wasnt operated out of a PO box in a tax shelter, i bet i mightve had to.
All of the sweet, sweet gross domestic product statistics. Mmm I love GDPness.
All that gdpness hot and throbbing in my mouth as i wrap my accounting department around it, and extract everything i can. I’ll be methodical, ruthless, and messy, as i extract every last bit.
/s dude, this is the Internet and you are not a person with a widely known stance.
The candle that burns half as bright burns twice as long, and you, my child, will burn so very long.
Sick “burn”, but still a bit uncalled for, don’t you think?
Perhaps i should have said hot, but seriously; more fun to not.
So you’re saying he’s really really ugly
Was more tjinking about takes.