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Drew to Microblog [email protected]English • 29 days ago

There is no such thing as a vegetable

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There is no such thing as a vegetable

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Drew to Microblog [email protected]English • 29 days ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    29•29 days ago

    I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.

    • WadeTheWizard
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      25•29 days ago

      If apples and potaoes are different then why do the French call them pommes de terre?

      • Diplomjodler
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        3•29 days ago

        You almost had me there with your frogeater logic.

      • @[email protected]
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        25•29 days ago

        Because their language is made of hate

        • @[email protected]
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          4•29 days ago

          Now look up “pommes de route” and blow your mind.

          • @[email protected]
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            4•29 days ago

            It appears to be a music album. I didn’t even know they were plants, much less vegetables!

            • Wugmeister
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              1•29 days ago

              The English phrase that seems to most accurately translate is horse apples.

            • @[email protected]
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              0•29 days ago

              You didn’t dive deep enough; the album is named after something.

              • Wugmeister
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                2•29 days ago

                French has a unique method of coming up with swear words

      • cabillaud
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        1•28 days ago

        It comes from Latin “malum terrae”, which has been attested in French since 1488 to designate various tuber or bulb plants

      • @[email protected]
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        1•29 days ago

        They are the French. Don’t expect them to be reasonable.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•28 days ago

      You could really hurt a kid hitting them with a whole-ass King James translation…

      • @[email protected]
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        1•28 days ago

        If they used this book to teach biology, one should hit the teacher instead.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•29 days ago

      Big Yud was homeschooled after biting a maths teacher.

      This fact makes it into his Harry Potter fan fic as a self insert.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        3•29 days ago

        There were enough red flags, but I should have seen more of them tbh

      • @[email protected]
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        2•29 days ago

        That’s just another reason why homeschooling is a bad idea.

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        4•28 days ago

        “She didn’t know what a logarithm was!”

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