Drew to Microblog [email protected]English • 28 days agoThere is no such thing as a vegetablesopuli.xyzimagemessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up1271
arrow-up1271imageThere is no such thing as a vegetablesopuli.xyzDrew to Microblog [email protected]English • 28 days agomessage-square172fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish59•28 days agoPotatoes are definitely apples. The French call them “pommes de terre”, apples of the earth. Ipso facto. I will not be accepting questions at this time.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish26•28 days agoThe german term for horse shit is “horse apples”, Pferdeäpfel. Proof that horses are really potatoes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•28 days agoIn the US south, we also call horse shit ‘horse apples.’ That’s pretty cool, that the translation persisted.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•28 days agoTIL why the ‘horse apple pie’ I ate in grade school tasted like shit. I thought I just didn’t like eating horses.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•28 days agoAs a Czech I find that utterly absurd. We call it “doughnuts”.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•27 days agoThat’s funny, I call something else horse figs
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•28 days agoPreposterous. You should get your head czeched.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•27 days agoThat doesn’t make sense. That makes horses apple trees not apples.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•28 days agoMy brain autocorrected their mix-up of potatoes and tomatoes until I read your comment.
Potatoes are definitely apples. The French call them “pommes de terre”, apples of the earth. Ipso facto.
I will not be accepting questions at this time.
The german term for horse shit is “horse apples”, Pferdeäpfel. Proof that horses are really potatoes.
In the US south, we also call horse shit ‘horse apples.’ That’s pretty cool, that the translation persisted.
TIL why the ‘horse apple pie’ I ate in grade school tasted like shit.
I thought I just didn’t like eating horses.
As a Czech I find that utterly absurd.
We call it “doughnuts”.
In Slovene we call them “horse figs.”
That’s funny, I call something else horse figs
Preposterous. You should get your head czeched.
That doesn’t make sense. That makes horses apple trees not apples.
My brain autocorrected their mix-up of potatoes and tomatoes until I read your comment.
First thing that came to mind for me.