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    Here’s a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

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            Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

            I didn’t need to know Benjamin Franklin fucks old ladies because they can’t have babies, but I appreciate the honor of carrying this information.

            also the idea of a genius putting a bucket on the head of a grandma he fucks and telling her to act like she’s 21 is HILARIOUS to me

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              And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

              That’s my favourite part to quote.

              When the lights are out. Pussy is pussy. And old pussy is often better. 😉

              It’s dangerously close to “In the dark a hole is a hole.”