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minus-squareloobkooblinkfedilink9•2 years agoNope, footballer Gary Neville beat him to it a few months ago!
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥linkfedilink1•2 years agoI remember watching this on Have I Got News For You. I don’t know why I watch it, I’m not even from that continent.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodlinkfedilink100•2 years agoNext up “I’m a CEO who gets hungry in the middle of the day, so I had a sandwich and some chips and found my creative spark.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•2 years agomore like I had some avocado toast in a nice cafe with my latte. Ah yes, the creative spark.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•2 years agoI had some avocado toast 5 years ago and now I can’t buy a house :(
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•2 years agoSame. I bought a $9 coffee and now I’ll never be able to retire.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoThese are CEOs, it’s more like, “had my personal chef whip me up an avocado toast reduction over toast made from avocado while flying to the coast for the third time this week and found my creative spark.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 years agodammit “Flying to the coast for a third time” got me
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•2 years agoI had some avocado toast in the house that I own…
Did…did he just invent the vacation?
Nope, footballer Gary Neville beat him to it a few months ago!
I remember watching this on Have I Got News For You.
I don’t know why I watch it, I’m not even from that continent.
That’s amazing.
Next up “I’m a CEO who gets hungry in the middle of the day, so I had a sandwich and some chips and found my creative spark.”
more like I had some avocado toast in a nice cafe with my latte. Ah yes, the creative spark.
I had some avocado toast 5 years ago and now I can’t buy a house :(
Same. I bought a $9 coffee and now I’ll never be able to retire.
These are CEOs, it’s more like, “had my personal chef whip me up an avocado toast reduction over toast made from avocado while flying to the coast for the third time this week and found my creative spark.”
dammit “Flying to the coast for a third time” got me
I had some avocado toast in the house that I own…