WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table […]
  • @[email protected]English
    18•12 days ago

    Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down

    • NegativeNullEnglish
      12•12 days ago

      Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
      Bravely ran away, away!
      When danger reared its ugly head,
      He bravely turned his tail and fled.
      Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
      And gallantly he chickened out.
      Bravely taking to his feet
      He beat a very brave retreat,
      Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!