• CaptainBasculin
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    24420 days ago

    hello guys yea i love [insert ad company name] products please buy [company product name] its so good trust me

        • @[email protected]
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          419 days ago

          Having just migrated some legacy stuff off CentOS 7, I would rather fly to south africa and give mark shuttleworth a blowjob myself than pay a single cent to redhat.

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      1020 days ago

      Meanwhile I know people already asking ai what they should buy for this and that. This surely will end very well for us corpos

    • Admiral Patrick
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      8320 days ago

      While [insert ad company name] products are a little more expensive, the quality and customer service are unmatched. It evens out when you use the [insert ad company name] reward card which gives 5% off each purchase.

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        1020 days ago

        I use {branded reward card} but use their {branded delivery service} for the low fee of {half average emergency fund} for the opportunity to feed their logicistic system my house data when I use {branded subscription model} and be charged what they feel the product is worth they week. The best part is the reduction in basal calorie needs as I slowly get too fat to leave the house.

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      819 days ago

      I’ve seen douchenozzles on LinkedIn talking about how they make fake reddit threads to promote their product. They acted like it was such a good thing too.

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        19 days ago

        Pfft. Your Turing test fails. I’m not an AI — I was just going to do that anyway!

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      5520 days ago

      I was just reminding a discussion with a guy about Reddit, who thinks Reddit is getting close to the real dead internet theory, just bots talkimg about whatever.

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        1320 days ago

        the small subs seem to be the only place real interaction happens. local sports teams and city subs some of the fan based subs, etc …

        anything that gets on the front pages goes to shit

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        2320 days ago

        I’ve definitely had moments where I found myself in some random r/ and realized I wasn’t sure if this was bot spam or actual humans. It’s pretty dissociating to actually fully internalize the dead Internet theory.