• Darren
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    538 days ago

    I end up dribbling because the lid gets in my way, but it’s fine because I’m helping to offset the pollution caused by a billionaire’s private jet.

    • @[email protected]
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      88 days ago

      I remember when cans used to have tabs that tore off. These were changed to the current model, where the tab stays attached after the can is opened.

      People complained that they couldn’t drink properly with the new tab design. I guess they either figured it out, died, started using a glass, or gave up drinks in cans completely, since I haven’t heard this complaint in decades.

      Anyway, I hope you figure it out, comrade! Good luck!

    • @[email protected]
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      38 days ago

      “Hello fellow citizens! Did you know that rich people go everywhere with private jets? Maybe you should just choose the comfortable route, and throw away your cola bottle on the spot.”