The Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 10 days agoWhat would you have done?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up1405
arrow-up1405imageWhat would you have done?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Microblog [email protected]English • 10 days agomessage-square143fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish30•10 days agoPut the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
minus-squarekamenLady.linkfedilinkEnglish34•10 days agoWhat 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•10 days agoYou can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•10 days agoMost jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him…
You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
Most jurisdictions will try to tack on intent to distribute if you have over an ounce or two, because they know they can.