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minus-squareBoomer Humor DoomergodlinkfedilinkEnglish111•6 days agoWhen I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•6 days agoOotl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•6 days agoNope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•6 days agoOh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vLlinkfedilink17•6 days agoMy handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card. It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•5 days ago“buy” So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service… So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training. ;)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•5 days agoDuh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•6 days ago…it feels like they told you whixh sex workers not to hire.
When I worked for a major database company they made me take annual training to explain that I wasn’t allowed to buy sex workers for potential clients.
So Oracle.
Was after the catapult incident?
Ootl…did the catapult incident involve a sex worker?
Multiple sex workers.
I’m even more ootl. What happened?
Were there multiple catapults, as well?
Nope, just one catapult firing sex workers into a hotel room and one of the calculations was off and she went splat.
Oh, so only one sex worker was involved in the catapult incident. The rest were no incident.
My handbook at work specifically bans buying illicit drugs for customers with the company card.
It doesn’t say anything about buying it with my card and getting reimbursed though…
Make sure the dealer gives you a receipt.
“buy”
So renting is not an issue! Or as a Service…
So many options left. Next time I talk to big red I’ll ask the rep about his interpretation of this training.
;)
Duh, buying them would be capex. No one wants to do depreciation. Short term lease with a damage clause.
This guy businesses.
…it feels like they told you whixh sex workers not to hire.