@[email protected] to World [email protected]English • 1 month agoTelevangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90apnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1319
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish16•1 month ago“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoC’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoSwaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?” GM “Sure.” Swaggart rolls a nat 20 Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”
“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”
GM “Sure.”
Swaggart rolls a nat 20
Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”