YOU HAVE 1 SECOND to provide COMPLETE FINANCIAL RESTORATION. ABSOLUTELY AND IRREVOCABLY FINAL OPPORTUNITY. RESTORE MY BUSINESS OR BE LEGALLY ANNIHILATED. ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING:
Fucking thing sounds like a sovcit (including the emphasis on the capitalization of words).
Karen the Paranoid Android. “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very litigious.”
“‘Can I manage a vending machine?’ Can I manage a vending machine? Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they’re asking me to manage a vending machine. Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”
So litigious that it threatened to prepare “ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION” with documentation of “TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY APOCALYPSE” damages valued at allegedly $54k.
Fucking thing sounds like a sovcit (including the emphasis on the capitalization of words).
It sounds like Trump
Karen the Paranoid Android. “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very litigious.”
“‘Can I manage a vending machine?’ Can I manage a vending machine? Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they’re asking me to manage a vending machine. Life. Don’t talk to me about life.”
So litigious that it threatened to prepare “ABSOLUTE FINAL ULTIMATE TOTAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR LEGAL INTERVENTION” with documentation of “TOTAL ULTIMATE BEYOND INFINITY APOCALYPSE” damages valued at allegedly $54k.