@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agoIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1931cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1931imageIf you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beachlemmy.world@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years agomessage-square54fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink48•2 years ago“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink41•2 years ago“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•2 years agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoWow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 years ago“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•2 years agoThe cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!
“Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.”
“What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula”
You can cannibalise my peninsular.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A~%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_(December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1
Wow. “These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they’ll be friendly!”
“They don’t speak the same language as me, but I’ve got faith that God will figure something out.”
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The cave of hopelessness!
Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness?
Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror!