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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    61•2 years ago

    You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

    Sheesh.

    • @[email protected]
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      26•2 years ago

      This will outlive us, no matter the platform.

    • Rikudou_Sage
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      28•2 years ago

      Some things probably should stay on Reddit. Like poop-knives.

      • Tea. ☕
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        4•2 years ago

        Hopefully I never have to see or hear “poop-kinives” ever again.

        • TheSaneWriter
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          1•2 years ago

          Unfortunately it’s become part of internet lore, I think it will last a long time as a reference or old in-joke. Luckily Lemmy is also giving us new ones, like beans or the 3-day no-poop challenge.

        • @[email protected]
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          3•2 years ago

          I was expecting some rando to comment on this with his fediverse username related to something poop-knify. Might still happen.

      • @[email protected]
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        16•2 years ago

        Along with Jolly Ranchers and guys who break both of their arms.

        • @[email protected]
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          2 years ago

          And Colby

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          I remember the jolly rancher story, but not the one where they broke both their arms.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•2 years ago

            It goes way back. That one must be at least 8 years old.

            Let’s see… according to Know Your Meme it’s from 2011. You’re probably better off not reading about it.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        WHAT ABOUT MY TOE KNIFE

        • @[email protected]
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          2•2 years ago

          Tip: Just like on old Reddit, you have to use two spaces after a line to get a proper line break.
          View the source on this comment if you need an example.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      It’s fine, the poop-knife gets wiped off when I start cutting up my food

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

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      11•2 years ago

      I’m sorry, the what now?

      • @[email protected]
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        9•2 years ago

        The poop-knife.

        • miu
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          5•2 years ago

          Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

          • @[email protected]
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            9•2 years ago

            wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•2 years ago

      I have a family member that had to use a poop knife growing up and I always wondered if that story was him…

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