@[email protected] to Dad [email protected]English • 2 years agowhat do you call a cow with no legs?message-square7fedilinkarrow-up1107
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoWhat do you call a cow with 2 legs? 🐄 Lean beef.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 years agoOne time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out “Your mom!” Can’t complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years agoSo it’s supposed to be a three-part joke: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 years agoWhat do you call a cow with one leg? Steak
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
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Lean beef.
One time I tried to tell this joke to a friend, but he immediately blurted out “Your mom!” Can’t complain because I guess I set myself up for that.
So it’s supposed to be a three-part joke:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Your mom.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak