Broadly 50% of airport staff are left after cuts, and 35% of NHS and health related public servants/employees. Could just be nobody left to switch the lights off… but does seem strange all these systems just crumble within a week.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Because UK “people” are actually it*lians trying to speak english, but instead of adding vowels to the end of each word they add butter-churning noises. Scientists argue this is caused by either sun or good cheese deprivation

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      The British Museum stole all the ends of French words during the chaos of the battle of Waterloo, they’ve refused to return them every time they’ve been asked since.