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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish89•2 years agoI don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish36•2 years agoThe knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoThey were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
minus-squareR0cket_M00selinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 years ago“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.” Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•2 years agoHere’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”
Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
From the makers of KnifeWrench™️
Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass