The Georgia trial of Donald Trump on charges he conspired to overturn the 2020 election will be televised and livestreamed, according to the Fulton County Judge.
I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.
What if you take a drink every time he tries to object to his own defense? I’m pretty sure taking a shot when he objects to anything would kill even the most experienced alcoholic.
Anyone a big enough drunk to take a shot every time Trump, himself, tries to object?
Do you want to give everyone alcohol poisoning?!
I think drinking that many shot glasses of water would kill you, honestly
“ERECTIONJECTION YOUR JUDGESHIP! somethingsomethingorangewordsalad” - Trump
/sigh
Wait, does that even count?
I read this as “Erection Ejection” and for some reason that shit alone cracked me up, then thinking of Trump saying, “Erection Ejection!” cracked me up more. Well done, I needed the laugh.
I’m saying this next time I finish, my wife will be thrilled.
I’m back.
2 days I’ve been crawling.
Abort mission. Don’t…do…it. Gaaah.
Mine is waiting on me to finish walking the dogs.
I’ll report back about how it goes.
Pray for me boys.
What if you take a drink every time he tries to object to his own defense? I’m pretty sure taking a shot when he objects to anything would kill even the most experienced alcoholic.
Maybe he’ll just do like what he did in the debate with Hillary: “Wrong.”
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What about every time he’s held in contempt? That would be much more modest. More my speed, I think.
I still think you’re flirting with death there. You should augment it to every time Trump holds the judge in contempt.
“No contempt! No contempt! You’re in contempt!”
Ask the popcorn eating will counteract the alcohol, digestion-wise.
He’ll be confused more than half the time.
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Wouldn’t he be charged with contempt if he did that?