The Chancellor of Germany, in a move to show solidarity to pirates, wears an eye patch.
Petition for this image to become the new community logo.
Image Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/german-chancellor-scholz-sports-eye-patch-after-jogging-accident-2023-09-04/
I fell for it. I’m a dumbass.
Ok folks, do we think it was really a jogging accident?
He always wanted to be an actor, this “accident” was his plan all along so he could cosplay while running a country. Brilliant!
Welcome our matey Captain Scholz
Yarrr!
All aboard the FGS Deutschland!
Wanted to be?
Smh