Tug to Dad [email protected]English • 2 years agoHow do you make Holy Water?message-square5fedilinkarrow-up1195
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minus-squareFlying SquidlinkfedilinkEnglish17•2 years agoThe pope has a water cannon. It’s a water cannon. He punches holes in it. It’s a holey water cannon. He blesses it. It’s a holy holey water cannon. He blesses the hell out of it. It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon. Batman and Robin arrive. He shoots them.
The pope has a water cannon.
It’s a water cannon.
He punches holes in it.
It’s a holey water cannon.
He blesses it.
It’s a holy holey water cannon.
He blesses the hell out of it.
It’s a wholly holy holey water cannon.
Batman and Robin arrive.
He shoots them.
Holy contrived punchline, Batman!
Yeah, well, blame the Principia Discordia.