We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.

We’re thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).

A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”

So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.

  • p_sharikov [he/him]English
    2•5 years ago

    “America deserved 9/11” – the tagline for every September 11th and maybe Fourth of July

    • lvysaur [he/him]English
      1•5 years ago

      I was thinking, in the same vein of the “it’s currently 5:32 in Moscow”,

      Maybe have something like “the Chinese military currently has 2340983 Black people in cages” (or Iraqis dead, or babies in cages, or you get the idea)