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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago

The forbidden peach.

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The forbidden peach.

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@[email protected] to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?

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      2 years ago

      Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.

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        7•2 years ago

        Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?

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          6•2 years ago

          Yes sir.

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      You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.

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        10•2 years ago

        If I could squeeze my face in any further, you bet yer ass I would.

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          7•2 years ago

          Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.

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            5•2 years ago

            Surface sample before coming in for a landing

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